Cleaning your kid’s room will piss you off, cause why is my Airfryer in here?

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At some point, my colleagues will manage to get me my own true crime documentary on Netflix.

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Love how you can hear the crowd constantly forgetting the queen died and singing “God save the Quing”

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Mail is crazy because it’s like 99 pieces of straight up garbage and 1 that if you don’t reply to you’re going to jail.

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My version of flirting is looking at someone I find attractive multiple times and hoping they’re braver than me.

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Twitter is fun because you can tweet about hashbrowns and someone will say you are responsible for genocide.

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Unless you’re dead wearing a sheet, you got no business ghosting people.

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You are not obligated to post a video of yourself dancing.

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Please be delicate with me, I’m built like a Nature Valley bar.

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When I write “I hope this email finds you well” I’m referring to the email’s skills in tracking you down.

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Everyone’s gangster until they use a pen that is satisfyingly smooth and fun to write with.