Every email sent to me should end with ‘but if your tummy is hurting, don’t worry about it.’ Posted on2 weeks ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:This is the kind of email policy we all need—a work environment that's lactose-tolerant! 😂📧🍦 Related Funny Posts 🤝 The police sent me a photo radar ticket so I sent them a photo of a hundred dollars, so I guess we’re even. I worry a lot about the wild animals in my neighborhood, but I’m beginning to think they don’t worry about me. That drum solo from In the Air Tonight, but it’s me just slapping my tummy, waiting for the microwave to beep. Behind every beautiful woman is either tummy issues, low iron, or poor eyesight. Me, waiting on an email: What the hell is taking so long, this is ridiculous. Me, sending an email: this can probably wait another three weeks or so.