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Starting a new show sucks. Who are these people?

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I was going to warn my kids about the repercussions of drugs and alcohol until I realized that they in fact were the repercussions of drugs and alcohol.

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So proud of my ancestors for crawling out of the sea and evolving lungs. Pretty disappointed in them ever since though.

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Born to be a Jedi spinning a lightsaber, forced to work full-time and pay rent.

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Chuck Norris passed his driving test on foot.