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Throwing someone under the bus sounds hard, let’s just sell ’em down the river and call it a day.

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I get writer’s block responding to people.

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Never quit, unless it’s too hard.

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Yesterday, thieves broke into my home. They searched everywhere and found nothing. They beat me up, telling me to work harder.

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I consider the second page of Google results the dark web.

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Yeah, I work at the fart bar. Yup. I’m a fartender. Farts on me tonight!

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Exercise gives you energy, but you need energy to exercise. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me.

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While a leaf blower is a close second, my preferred cleaner is a flamethrower.

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I modeled my morning routine on the humble rooster. Wake up, scream, wander around.

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Not today, Satan, but next week works.