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Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm,…

Justice is a dish best served cold. If it were served warm,…

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Cold justice: now available in frosty and refreshing flavors! ❄️😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged best, cold, dish, food, humor, idiom, just, justice, pun, warm, water, wordplay on Jul 17, 2025 by slickboy.

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