Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:I'd be richer than the Monopoly man and possibly a bit more sober! πΎπΈπ Related Funny Quotes π€ If alcohol damages your short-term memory, imagine what alcohol can do. Technically, all the money I have ever spent on food has been flushed down the toilet. Why does it take 5-7 business days to refund my money when it took 5-7 seconds to take it out of my account? I miss you (the money I spent). Imagine if you spent all your time studying, actually studying.