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Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

Imagine a refund on all the money you spent on alcohol.

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I'd be richer than the Monopoly man and possibly a bit more sober! 🍾💸😆

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, finance, humor, imagination, imagine, money, refund, spending, spent on Jul 18, 2025 by slickboy.

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