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I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

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All I’m saying is, there are too many songs about love and not enough songs about evenly layered nachos.

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The difference between a songbird and a hummingbird is that one of them knows the lyrics.

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The most important thing I learned in life, and I can’t stress enough, it doesn’t matter where you went to college. The only thing that matters is that you’re really hot.

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If you wear enough cardigans, people will assume you’re smart and you can stop reading entirely.

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Welcome to adulthood. You have a favorite gas station now.

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It really annoys me when people use the wrong word and don’t have the humidity to admit it.

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Not to brag but I don’t even need meditation, my mind goes blank the second someone asks me for directions.

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I feel like we’re all just angry and horny.

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I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.