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My phone and it’s charger are in a situationship and sometimes it works and sometimes it doesn’t.

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The other day, I got the crazy idea to see if I could still do a cartwheel. I can’t.

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My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.

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People said follow your dreams, so I went back to bed.

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When you scream into your pillow, the memory foam never forgets.

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I wish every day had 30,000 hours, and that I had unlimited Adderall and was unemployed.

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Ever woken up, kissed the person sleeping next to you and felt glad to be alive? I just did, so I won’t be catching this train again.

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I used to eat my feelings but now it’s so expensive, I might as well go to therapy.

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If you don’t fall in love with me, I’ll write poetry about you and then you’ll regret it.

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Still holding out hope that these intrusive thoughts are just gas.