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Old and bitter feels much better than I thought it would.

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Someone is probably in the worst argument of their life right now. LOL!

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Alexa, tell Roomba to get the spider.

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What an embarrassing time to be alive.

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Now that Christmas and New Year are out of the way, we can focus on the things that really matter: My posts.

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Drink coffee, avoid idiots, read books and repeat.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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Smash Mouth was so right, the years really do start coming and they don’t stop coming.

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I love sleeping so much that it is the first thing I think about when I wake up.

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I like my mornings to be slow and quiet. I want the day to romance me a bit before it tries to mess me up.