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I wonder if babies know that we are more terrified of them than they are of us.

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I’m going to die from jealousy one day.

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Your 20s are for developing attachments to people who will haunt you for the rest of your life.

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Whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage I’m like “yeah, me know”.

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Withholding sex from you people isn’t working.

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Ugh, those red and blue flashing lights are interfering with my driving and scrolling.

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On the surface: cool as a cucumber. On the inside: squirrel in traffic.

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That awkward moment when you’re about to leave work and your boss says “before you go”.

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I have to stand in the shower about this.

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A hammock is a terrible place to receive bad news.