Unfortunately, a great many problems in life can be solved by just being hotter.

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Just done a HIIT workout and if anyone sees me trying to do that again just go ahead and hiit me in the face.

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I’m pretty sure by now that we’re some kind of satire channel on some other planet.

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I can’t believe there was a time in my life when someone had to make me take a nap.

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Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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Sometimes I apologize to my car when I hit a pothole.

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Life update: it’s getting worse.

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So I think the mammals have now ravaged this planet long enough. It’s time for the reptiles to take over again.

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Nothing is riskier than closing your eyes again in the morning for that extra minute of sleep.

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My friend and I had a running joke. She said, “Let’s do a marathon,” and then we both laughed.

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Watched Titanic for the 14th time. Still sobbing. Still yelling, “SCOOT OVER, COW!” like it’ll change the ending.