Cleaning the kitchen, but saw the laundry, so I watered a plant, and now I’m making a dentist appointment.

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You cannot hurt me. You are not a hip-height table corner.

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I can usually cope with the opinions of others because I don’t listen.

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My pronouns are she/her and my adjectives are problematic/overwhelmed.

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They should invent health insurance that insures your health.

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Spring is what we call the time in between complaining about the cold and complaining about the heat.

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There is no actual wolf in Wolf of Wall Street.

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Accordion to current studies, 90% of you did not realize that this sentence started with a musical instrument.

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If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

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I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

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Me: “I’m still young.” My bones: “No, we not.”