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A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

A single garbageman contributes more to society before lunch than every crypto trader and op-ed writer combined does in their lifetime.

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Garbagemen: Taking out the trash while crypto traders and op-ed writers just add to it! 🗑️🤣🚛

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