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The only guarantee in life is, if you run errands looking like shit, you will run into everyone you haven’t seen in months.

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Just because it’s a bad idea doesn’t mean that it ain’t gonna be a hell of a lot of fun.

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Everyone thinks they’re a badass until seaweed brushes their leg.

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Good morning to everyone except my baby, who already said good morning to me at 1 a.m., 3 a.m., and 5:46 a.m.

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Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park.

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Perhaps an evening in the meditation cage will soothe you.

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If you find my upper lip mole sexy, wait till you see the dark spot on my MRI.

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Starting all my work emails today with, “to whom it’s about to concern”.

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I’m not fat. I’m just easy to see.