Imagine hating me, and I’m just here unloading my dishwasher.

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My teenager has really expensive taste for someone who can’t afford to buy their own toothpaste.

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Roses are red. Blue got me thinking. I reckon it’s time for some excessive day drinking…

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Pro tip: Invest in pasta companies. Worth every penne.

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It’s crazy windy today. Trash is blowing everywhere, so watch out for your ex.

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There is a giant spider on my dash so I’m going to have to buy a new car now.

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Online shopping gives me a reason to live for another 3-5 business days.

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Forgetting your phone at home is the modern equivalent of leaving your sword behind in medieval times.

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I am at my Thanksgiving table observing personality disorders that have not been identified yet.

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You should always wash your sheets once a week in case they are really ghosts and need a shower.

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I have an emotional support chicken roasting in the oven.