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Without freedom of speech, we wouldn’t know who the idiots are.

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Single in the womb, single till the tomb!

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If I had my Pinterest wardrobe, I would be unstoppable.

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You can tell Monopoly is an old game because there’s a luxury tax, and rich people can go to jail.

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One thing I miss about the pandemic is getting to rip my mask off like I just botched a surgery.

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Oh I’m sorry, did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

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I enjoy the freedom of speech, because if you let crazy people talk, they’ll totally tell you they’re crazy.

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I don’t care if it’s cliché, I will always enjoy a ‘small town but something messed up is happening’ story.