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Shoutout to Netflix for being the only one that checks in on me every few hours. “Are you still watching?” Yeah, babe, thank you for asking.

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A hot coffee and a crispy bagel doesn’t change anything but it can’t hurt.

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I’m only grumpy when I’m awake.

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I saw God in a dream and all he did was brag about making Pedro Pascal.

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Good friends don’t let their friends do stupid things alone.

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An adult is a person who makes noise when they stand up.

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Mom asked me what I was drinking the first time I got drunk and I said “breast milk” and now she’s not talking to me.

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There should be an opposite of Valentine’s Day where you post Instagram photos of your enemy.

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I don’t wanna meet your family, bring my plate to the car.

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‘You’re going to die alone!’ Okay, when did dying become a group project?