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Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe a…

Five out of six people find Russian Roulette to be a safe a…

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Playing it safe, as long as you're not number six! 🎱😂🔫

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged activity, five, game, humor, irony, people, risk, roulette, Russian, Russian Roulette, safe, safety, six, statistics on Jul 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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