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My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

My favorite part about health insurance is how your teeth and eyeballs are add-ons.

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So true! It's like ordering a burger and fries, but having to pay extra for the bun and ketchup πŸ˜…πŸ”πŸ‘€πŸ¦·

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged add-on, cost, eyeball, favorite, health, health insurance, insurance, insurance cost, sarcasm, teeth, tooth on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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