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Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedul…

Trying to squeeze in more nothingness today, but my schedul…

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Sounds like a busy day of multitasking in the art of doing nothing! 🛋️😂🕰️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged humor, laziness, management, nothingness, procrastination, schedule, squeeze, time, time management, today, trying on Jul 21, 2025 by slickboy.

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