Someone from 🇺🇾 has copied:

I keep myself humble by messing up all the time.

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If you’re going to give me some food for thought, it had better be a pizza, or I’m out.

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Keep your friends close, but your smartphone closer.

Someone from 🇬🇭 has bookmarked:

I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

Someone from 🇿🇲 has downloaded:

My passport probably thinks I’m in prison.

Someone from 🇲🇩 has downloaded:

You know when you have so much to do that you just sit down and do nothing?

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Sometimes I don’t worry about things at all and other times I am awake.

Someone from 🇺🇬 has shared:

I have never seen an alcohol company using a drunk person for any advertising, are they ashamed of their customers?

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If at first you don’t succeed, that’s so embarrassing. Why are you so bad at this?

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The empty side of your bed is for books and chocolate, not for liars who snore.