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Spotify has got it all wrong, the hottest single of the year is me.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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Every time I see a couple riding a tandem bike, I try to figure out which one of them is pissed about it.

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Drilling for oil is well boring.

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And for my next trick, I’ll set your soul on fire.

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To horses, hay is considered both a bed and breakfast.

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I’m sorry that I’m canceling plans. I made them last week when I assumed that, by now, I’d be a different person.

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Waffles are just pancakes with convenient boxes to hold your syrup.

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Strangers vomiting their beliefs all over you every day is not good for the soul.

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No, baby, I’m not dumping you. I’m just rebranding myself as your ex.