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Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

Men microdose bicuriousness by asking what you’d do for a million dollars.

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When guys ask you about a million dollars, they're just secretly hoping for a plot twist in their own buddy movie 🤔💸😂

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged asking, bicuriousness, curiosity, dollar, dollars, humor, men, microdose, million, million dollar, money, question on Jul 22, 2025 by slickboy.

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