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I’m a pocket full of sunshine, not your dumping ground for grumpiness.

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Nothing says “not interested” quite like a Restraining Order.

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Stomach: I will now demonstrate a blue whale’s mating call.

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Ironically, the Internet was invented to save time.

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For someone who loves to sleep so much, you’d think I’d go to bed earlier.

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You ever have one of those days that require the use of both of your middle fingers?

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I eat posts like yours for breakfast.

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The reason I stay up late is because I don’t want my free time to end and tomorrow to start.

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Me, aged 20: This is internship summer. I will get an internship. I will find a job. I will study. I will read. I will learn piano. I will… Me, nowadays: This summer, I’m going to try all of the ice cream flavors.

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Venn diagrams. You either love ‘em or you hate ‘em. Or you’re somewhere in the middle.