I hope the babies I was born with at the hospital are doing good.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has viewed:

No, I don’t want to read the article first, I want to argue now.

Someone from 🇸🇷 has shared:

Men used to build castles for women they love, but now they think replying on time is too much effort.

Someone from 🇬🇷 has bookmarked:

It’s Mother’s Day Eve so remember to leave out a bottle of wine for Mom when she comes down the chimney.

Someone from 🇨🇳 has bookmarked:

I’m not a fan of camping, if I wanted to sleep outside I wouldn’t pay my mortgage.

Someone from 🇪🇸 has downloaded:

The trick is to be born in the right place and at the right time. If you mess that up, it gets tedious.

Someone from 🇫🇮 has copied:

Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.

Someone from 🇬🇾 has downloaded:

Spending all my money on lottery tickets so I’ll either be rich or poor, none of this wishy-washy stuff in the middle.

Someone from 🇦🇴 has viewed:

When they say screen time is bad for you, they just mean the ones at work, right?

Someone from 🇬🇲 has downloaded:

Googling “effect vs affect” in an incognito window.

Someone from 🇯🇵 has bookmarked:

Peloton guy yelling “two more, one more” but it’s me eating Cheetos.