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Flirting when bored can really get you into some unwanted situations.

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Notice how ghosts never wear fitted sheets?

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Sorry, I’m late. I got caught up at home being happy.

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That looks like a problem for someone else.

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Remember: if nobody hates you, you’re not trying hard enough.

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Even a broken shrimp fries rice twice a day.

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The older I get, the more I treat birthdays like one-night stands and just pretend they didn’t happen.

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I’ve been doing a lot of thinking recently, and I’ve decided that I really don’t want to do that any more.

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A word to the wise ain’t necessary, it’s the stupid ones who need advice.

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At least I can say I tried. I didn’t try, but I can say I did.