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One day you’re young and fun, and the next you’re saying, “I wonder how old this tree is.”

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The tarot lady on my TikTok said that you miss me.

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Don’t let me drive if you’re gonna scream every time we almost die.

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We need a true crime show called Downtown Stabby.

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On the internet, you can be anything you want. It’s strange that so many people choose to be stupid.

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Some people avoid bacon for the sake of religion. I avoid religion for the sake of bacon.

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“You’re a cardiologist? Is that like a fancy name for an auto mechanic?”

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I could never commit gun violence. The only things I know how to reload are my pill caddy and the batteries for the remote.

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I like to be alone a lot; it’s nothing personal.

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I have entirely too many new bruises for someone who isn’t getting laid.