A guy who never leaves his apartment so he can get the maximum value out of his rent.

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My brain is on airplane mode today.

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Hate Google’s Gemini. If I wanted to get misinformation from a Gemini, I’d talk to my mother.

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A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

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When I’m president, I will add an additional hour between 6 and 7pm.

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Typos keep me humble. Every email is a gamble.

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A credit card is kind of like a gift card to every store.

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I need someone to look at me the way I look at memes.

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What do you even say when someone knocks on your bathroom stall … like, what’s the protocol?

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The purpose of life is to go insane sooner or later.

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Unlike the brain, the stomach alerts you when it’s empty.