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Social media is mental suicide.

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The subtle art of surviving this life with grace and dignity.

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Absurdity is the spice of life.

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Today is the Mondayest Thursday that has ever been mistaken for a Friday in the history of Wednesdays.

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Should I be worried that buzzards circle me when I go for a run?

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Thanks to rice cakes, I still can’t imagine nothingness, but now I know what it tastes like.

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Apparently, throwing the remote against the wall didn’t help recharging the batteries.

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I just want to find someone that gets annoyed by the same things as I do.

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Hiring a mortician to do my makeup while I sleep.

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Tonight I will make history, by turning off incognito mode.