I’m 27 and a half. I should be on my first divorce by now. Commentary:Counting the days until I can add "divorce party planner" to my resume! ๐๐๐ Related Funny Quotes ๐ค I thought I needed a drink. Turns out what I really needed was a divorce. Why would I get married when itโs a well-known fact that only 50% of all marriages end in divorce? Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed and the other half donโt know how to do math. Half of Twitter is horny, half is depressed, and the other half donโt know how to do math. My friends wife threatened to leave him over his Star Wars collectibles and I was like “divorce is strong in this one”.
