70% of marriage is yelling “What” from a different room. Commentary:Is it really love if you don't have to use your best dolphin impression to scream "What?" across the house? 😂🔊🏠 Related Funny Posts 🤝 If you accuse me of yelling, you will start to hear yelling so you can note the difference in the future. The worst part of marriage is when you do something stupid, the best part of marriage is when your partner does something stupid. Cartoons make it look like getting stabbed in the butt with a pitchfork would be no big deal, but I beg to differ. You know you’ve mastered marriage when you shout to your husband, “Take the thing off the thing,” and he immediately knows what to do. The secret to a good marriage is that it’s all about give and take. Giving each other frequent back rubs and ordering lots of takeout.
