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When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winn…

When I grow up, I’d like to be a retired lottery winn…

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Living the dream: skip the work and go straight to the tropical beach villa! 🍹💸🏝️

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged aspiration, grow, humor, i, ID, lottery, lottery winner, retirement, winner, wish on Aug 8, 2025 by slickboy.

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