I hate that I present as an independent woman who doesnR… Commentary:When you're the independent woman but secretly wouldn't mind an instruction manual for life 🤷♀️😅📚 Related Funny Posts 🤝 I’m a strong, independent woman, but like, against my will. Behind every strong, independent woman… is a dog that follows her to the bathroom. I love ordering things online because when they arrive it’s like a present from me to me. Valentine’s Day is a stupid and made up holiday unless someone wants to give me a present in which case I really believe in celebrating it. Don’t hate me because I can fall asleep within seconds; hate me because I can sleep through the night without having to get up to go to the bathroom.
