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Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

Maybe Monday is more scared of us than we are of it… we don’t know.

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Running at Monday like it's a horror movie villain… plot twist: it trips as we scream and scatter! 🏃💨😱🍿

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged attitude, fear, humor, know, maybe, Monday, motivation, scared, us, week on Aug 12, 2025 by slickboy.

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