Manipulative birthday text to an ex idea: thank you for lov… Commentary:Sending this text is like mixing both astrology and strategy into a single message—call it "ex-ceptional planning" 🤔🎂💌 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Manipulative people really be like “oh, so now I’m the bad guy for being the bad guy?” Maybe God will gift me a boyfriend for my birthday this year. No thank you, I only like men who have no interest in me. When someone says they’re never going to talk to me again, I do the right thing and say thank you. Thank you for being friends with me. Baffling decision, but thank you.