Had a fight with an erection this morning. Beat it single-handed. Posted on1 week ago1 week ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you really rose to the occasion πβπ Related Funny Quotes π€ Is it better to beat someone to the punch or punch someone to the beat? You give my middle finger an erection. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. The day they handed out patience, I left because it was taking too long. Boy, are you a piΓ±ata? Because I have an overwhelming urge to beat you with a stick.