A fabric tomato filled with needles. Donβt see that much anymore. Posted on4 days ago4 days ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:That's one way to spice up a salad! π πͺ‘π Related Funny Quotes π€ No one buys my theory that red fire hydrants are filled with ketchup and yellow fire hydrants are filled with mustard. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. There is nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul, even if itβs cold, over ice, with a celery stalk and vodka. Going to a concert with a tomato in each hand just to make the band nervous. Airplanes are so weird because how does a giant metal box stay in the air like that, and why am I craving tomato juice?