Perfume and jewelry are two things you can never go wrong with gifting me. Posted on2 months ago2 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:If you're trying to perfume-ade the situation and gem-tly make your way to my good side, you're on the right track! 💎💨😄 Related Funny Posts 🤝 Forgetting to put jewelry and perfume on is literally the worst feeling. I’ve never been married, but I tell people I’m divorced so they won’t think something is wrong with me. Losing jewelry is a different type of hurt. I hate it when what’s wrong asks me what’s wrong. Just saw a piece of jewelry made in the 80s described as “vintage,” so I’ll be laying down the rest of the day.