If you talk about astrology, and no one stops you, it means you must be incredibly pretty.

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I keep screenshots the way my husband keeps old cords, stored neatly away until the day I might need them.

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Are people born with photographic memories or do they take time to develop?

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Y’all can keep the nonchalant ones — I want mine weak in the knees about me.

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Why be just a part of the solution when you can be the whole problem?

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People in NYC are like, let me know if you’re ever in NYC.

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Might start signing off emails with, “But what do I know.”

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“You look tired”. No, I’m just ugly.

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Sorry I missed your call when I pressed decline.

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Anyone got any good sins for someone just getting into sinning?

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It’s a good thing that not everyone has a smartphone. We also need people who honk when the lights turn green.