Me in hell: “So did it hurt when you fell from heaven.” Lucifer: “Get out!” Posted on3 hours ago39 minutes ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to flirt your way out of eternal damnation: Noted. ๐๐ Related Funny Posts ๐ค Eight times a day, I ask myself which object in the office will hurt me enough so that I can go home, but at the same time won’t hurt too much. Calm yourself, Lucifer. You did the right thing coming to me for advice. Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company. So, Earth is basically auditions for heaven and hell. Sex before marriage is a sin unless you do it doggy style, because all dogs go to heaven. Follow me for more biblical loopholes.
