I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppFunny quote: I hate lying to my parents but it’s for their own good. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 So grateful for pillows. My head works hard, it deserves its own bed. Managed to empty the vegetable drawer of the fridge before something there takes on a life of its own. My parents often told me I would lose my own head if it wasn’t screwed on and now that I’m an adult, I want to know what tools I need to have it screwed off. Back then, my parents were afraid of what I would do on the Internet. Today, I’m afraid of what my parents do on the Internet. Not all works of art are in a museum. I, for example, am lying on the couch at home.
