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I’m not fragile like a flower. I’m fragile like a bomb.

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I wish I had the free time of someone who leaves a positive Amazon review for a rake.

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She’s got style, she’s got grace, she crams french fries in her face.

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Some people’s laughs are funnier than the joke.

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Like a fine bourbon, we get better with age. Or, at least, … we feel better about our age after drinking lots of bourbon!

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My problem with Christmas shopping is that I keep seeing things that I like… for me.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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“I’m like Sisyphus but with dishes. Dishyphus.”

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Asking the waiter for her phone number and then texting her “can I have more coffee?” two minutes later.

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I love staying in a hotel. I’m eating room service in bed while I watch the worst TV show of all time on cable television. I’m working out in the gym and swimming in the pool. I’m using the amenities. To hell with Airbnb.