Never trust a wet fart. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 24, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppNever trust a wet fart. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 There’s no need to put a little umbrella in my drink. It’s already wet. Don’t be ashamed to fart while you urinate, cause there is no rain without thunder. Don’t scare me, I fart easily. You try to fart in the toilet in the morning without waking the whole house and thanks to the brilliant acoustics of the toilet bowl, the horn of Gondor sounds. Never trust people who smile constantly. They’re either selling something or not very bright.
