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Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

Nobody stresses a woman out more than a man who isn’t her man yet.

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πŸ’β€β™€οΈπŸ€” "Nobody knows how to turn a woman into a walking stress ball better than a man in the 'not quite there yet' zone. It's like juggling stress balls while blindfolded and hoping for a perfect landing! πŸ˜… #AlmostThereButNotQuite"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged dating, expectations, humor, man, nobody, relationship, stress, woman on Jan 20, 2025 by slickboy.

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