Someone from 🇸🇳 has downloaded:

I wish companies would use pictures of models looking frazzled and exhausted on their websites, so I can get a real idea of what their clothes will look like on me.

Someone from 🇳🇴 has downloaded:

Might mess around and reply “history will absolve me” to all work emails.

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This cannot be the cost of living after Jesus paid it all.

Someone from 🇱🇸 has copied:

So you mean to tell me a stress ball isn’t for throwing at people who stress you out?

Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

I’m opening a secret ice cream club called The Inside Scoop.

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It’s hard to sleep knowing that cake is in the fridge.

Someone from 🇨🇲 has viewed:

HR is giving me a hard time because I’ve been starting all my work emails with “Dearly Beloved”.

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I thought Game of Thrones was a pooping contest for men.

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Before we all die from nuclear war or a global climate crisis, can we get a little alien invasion as a treat.

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No one declines an incoming call faster than a 3-year-old watching YouTube.