Sorry, Mom, I can’t go outside, I’m ugly. Commentary:"Well, if that's the case, I guess you better stay indoors before you scare off the neighbors! Who knew your reflection could be so powerful?" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Hey, sorry I cant make it tonight. I am beset on all sides by foes. The word “ugly” cannot be used on women, I’m sorry. Women just can’t be ugly, that’s a boy thing. Women call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor. Unfortunately, I don’t give ugly men a chance, because they wouldn’t give me one if I were the ugly one. The words I can’t wait to hear someday, “I’m sorry, Mom, you were right about everything.”
