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Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

Zombies only eat brains, so you are safe.

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Well, that's a relief! Looks like I won't have to worry about the zombies mistaking me for a buffet anytime soon. I guess all those years of studying and working on my brainpower are finally paying off – literally a life-saving investment!

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged brain, eat, fear, humor, joke, monster, safety, survival, zombie on Feb 25, 2025 by slickboy.

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