When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

When I die, I want to go peacefully like my grandfather did, in his sleep, not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
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“Let this be a friendly reminder to always drive safely, unless you want your passengers to inherit grandpa’s knack for drama!”

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