Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up.

Commentary:
“Life as a giraffe must be one tall order…literally! 🦒🤮 Just imagine the struggle of trying to get rid of that food from all the way up there! 😂 #TallProblems”

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  • I think humans are meant to lay in bed with the love of their life all winter.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs hibernation when you have love to keep you warm all winter? 😏❤️ Just make sure your significant other doesn’t hog the blankets! 🛌🔥 #WinterSnuggles”

  • You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a best friend when you can have a basket of fries by your side? 🍟👯‍♂️ Truly, fries are the unsung heroes of the culinary world, always there for you in times of hunger and craving. Remember, a fry in need is a friend indeed! 😉 #FriendshipGoals #FryDayEveryday”

  • When kids try to guess your age it will either be completely flattering or utterly devastating, but never correct.

    Commentary:
    Ah, yes, the age-guessing game – where kids are like (🧒🏼), “You must be a hundred!” while you’re left wondering if your anti-aging creams are really doing their job. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, with accuracy taking a backseat to their wild imagination! Remember, age is just a number… until a child tries to guess it! 💁🏻‍♂️👴🏻

  • I have absolutely no desire to stay in the loop.

    Commentary:
    “Who needs a loop when you can dance in circles of your own making? 💃🕺 Exit the loop like a boss and create your own funky groove! 🌀😎 #OutOfTheLoopAndLovingIt”

  • If you knock down a policeman, they’ll get backup.

    Commentary:
    “If you ever find yourself in a game of human bowling with policemen, remember to aim carefully – knocking down just one could lead to a whole squad showing up for the spare!”

  • I heard God is testing both of us at the same time. Wanna hang out?

    Commentary:
    “Looks like God got tired of multitasking and thought, why not test two birds with one stone? 🕊️🪶 Bet He didn’t expect us to team up and make a party out of it! 🎉 Let’s show Him what teamwork really looks like! 💪😄”