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One day you’re young and carefree and the next you sneeze too hard and hurt your neck.

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Objection your honor, if the prosecutor doesn’t have anything nice to say then he shouldn’t say anything at all.

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You can tell they named the aardvark early in the week and the anteater on a Friday.

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We could all be hibernating right now but noooooo we have to be “adults” with “responsibilities”.

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I’ll see you in your nightmares.

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He died doing what he did best, trying to get a croc to wear a Croc.

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I have three kids. I should be terrified of sex.

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I can’t decide if people who wear pajamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest.

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Twitter is fun because you can post a pic of pizza and people will get mad at you.

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I hate people that talk to their Apple watch. Fake Power Rangers.