Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are.

Commentary:
"Marriage tip #1: Forget the fancy dinners and long walks on the beach, true love is revealed when the Wi-Fi signal is weak. If they can handle slow internet without losing their cool, they might just be a keeper! 💻💔"

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