Trending Funny Quotes 👇

  • Today’s politics make me think we’re living in a movie where the villains actually win.
  • I’m fighting for free speech. Mine, not yours, so be quiet.
  • Europeans read a lot because their television shows suck.
  • Everyone should be more grateful for what I don’t say.
  • After I drink coffee, I show my empty cup to the IT guy and say that I have successfully installed Java. He hates me.
  • I saw a bird get a worm today. It was about 11 am. So, don’t give up on your dreams, buddy!